our unsleepable friend gets the message on an ill wind-- all your friends and your foes would rather die than have to touch you.

 

 

Do you really know a lot of people that say she’s good-looking? You must have a wide acquaintance among the astigmatic, haven’t you, Freddie, dear?

- Dorothy Parker, “Just a Little One” (from Laments for the Living)

(Source: leopoldgursky)

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